(4/23, 10 pm) choco and clove demand you listen to the final installment of rock solid. have you ever wanted to live forever, to grow old and see everyone you ever knew die until you were all alone forever like in that one darren aronofsky movie with the tree? yes. rock solid can never die—but it can end. and this could be the last show. we will always love you.

(4/09, 10 PM) marina abramovic demands you listen. do you have a soul? does radio have a soul? does a soul have a face? do you want to hear classic soul songs? do you believe rock solid can help you to this end? do you believe rock solid will save your soul with soul? do you believe in rapture? do

(4/02, 10 PM) Gene Kelly dressed as a pirate demands you listen. Do you ever wish that we would play things other than the genres our show is focused on? If so, you missed the point of Rock Solid. But we welcome you anyway for our covers show—all your R&B, Soul, Disco, and Funk favorites covered by different artists, including ones who make music decidedly outside the purview of Rock Solid. Choco and Clove keep the groove alive by infusing it with the rock or the rap or whatever the case may be. Game on.

(3/26, 10 PM) little richard from the 1970s demands you listen. how do you feel about the funk? rock solid feels about the funk. rock solid feels strongly about the funk, and choco and clove want you to as well. this week we bring you the wildest and strangest of 70s funk, bypassing your ears and brain and going deep into the very core of your funky self. it’s time to get up—so you can get down.

(3/05, 10 PM) whoever this woman is demands you listen. do you ever wonder? rock solid does, and we know what you wonder too. that’s why this week we’re bringing the greatest in sample-based songs into your ears and into your brain. remember that one rap song you like that has that groovy sound in the background and always wanted to know what it was? sure. just listen. you know you want to.

(2/26, 10 PM) william h. macy’s moustache demands you listen. are your impending tests getting in the way of letting that booty do its thing to some fat grooves? yes, they are. let choco, clove, and the absolute most glittery,  dancey, sexy disco cuts from the late 70s and early 80s carry you to the dancefloor of your dreams, where your polyester-covered backside can do just what it needs to do.

burt reynolds demands you listen. choco and clove bring you all those weird long tracks, those groove odysseys, those funk voyages, those extraterrestrial musical sagas that often get sandwiched at the beginning or end of a side of vinyl. the long cuts, delivered to you by rock solid.

teddy pendergrass demands you listen.

rock solid gonna love you like you’ve never been loved before. dj chocolate eagle and dj clover bust out all stops to bring you and your special someone to a paradise of pleasure for this valentine’s day

gary busey demands you listen